Friday, February 25, 2011

where are you??

Where are you???

Ask me anything

1 comment:

  1. Ok, whorizontal liege. Get ready. This is YOUR salvation we're talking bout, dear...

    Who the HELL wants Hell???
    Nasty darkness,
    eternal starvation,
    and Satan lies like a Persian rug.
    Only 2 realms afterour lifelong demise
    ...and 1 of em aint too cool.

    To win your immortal fight,
    choose the Light,
    choose RITE.
    Meet this ex-mortal Upstairs
    for the most extra guhroovy,
    pleasure-beyond-measure,
    party-hardy-reality-addiction
    24/7 you DO NOT wanna miss, earthling.

    Doods, Chumps, SexxFreekz, woteva...

    This earth aint gonna last, earthling...
    and your whorizontal work, either:
    1-outta-1 bites-the-dust, pal.
    You'll have no literal future
    unless you accept the King of Kings, Jesus:
    you can deny Hellfire right until
    you're engulfed in the Abyss o'Misery
    which comes 4 alla U.S. who dont believe.

    ...yet, here's the GoodNews:
    while there aint no political parties
    in Seventh-Heaven, there's an eternity
    of party-HARDies 4 the length N breadth
    of eternity with young, gorgeous, adorable
    women who wanna totally looooove ya
    at THE pad for 10,000+ years.
    WTF happens after ten+ centuries?
    I guess we disperse;
    I mountain bike 500+ miles
    (gotta wanna keep-up my physique)
    to the next, enormous mansion...
    and we have another party-HARDy,
    fulla everything infinite... and on and on without end.

    Aint no fun in Hellfire, pal... yet,
    Upstairs, God sez anything's possible.
    Down here, we gotta croak.
    Decide NOW where U wanna B
    at our General Judgement.

    Last Point, sexxFreek:
    our Lord sed to Saint Gertrude:
    'It is impossible that anyone should not
    receive all that he has believed and hoped
    to obtain; it gives Me great pleasure when
    men hope great things from Me and I shall
    always give them more than they expect'

    Doesn't matter whether YOU believe or not,
    brudda, dats da fak, Jak.

    -blessed holy socks,
    the YOUTHwitheTRUTH
    PS yes, earthling, I was an NDE.

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